Sunday sermon (no intended blasphemy)

THE LADS' (and LASSES') PRAYER

Our beer which art in barrels
Hallowed by thy drink
I will be drunk, thy will be drunk
At home as it is in the local
Forgive us this day our daily spillages
As we forgive those who spillest against us
And lead us not into the practice of poncey winetasting
And deliver us from alco-pops
For mine is the bitter, the ale and the lager
Forever and ever

Barmen