Pointing percy at the porter

I'm off down to the White Horse in Silverstone, Northamptonshire tonight. Mine host there, Les Adams, has devised a novel way to celebrate St. Valentine's Day. A part of his pub will be set aside for those who want to sup an ale or two in the buff. Now, I have lived in Scandinavia for a wee while but I have never witnessed this sort of naturism before. Good on them! Maybe it will catch on (the idea that is, not... oh, never mind). I wonder what the bar staff will think. I wonder where the bar staff will look. Good use for a beer mat though. A big beer mat, obviously.